After I departed to California from Pennsylvania in the 60"s as a young gal, with stars in my eyes, on the wrong path impulsive first marriage that would come to naught, I still knew for sure that I would never again live in my home state. That's become a complicated term to me, "home state" where is my home state? For example when folks ask where I'm from and tell me that I have an accent as happens at times in Minnesota where we reside and where they do have accents, I launch with a sigh into my history, "I'm
from California and grew up in Pennsylvania.but now we live in Minnesota." Being Minnesotans who never ventured farther than Wisconsin, they silently roll their eyes and confirm, "oh a Californian." Truthfully I lived in California far longer (40+ years) than I did in Pennsylvania and now we reside in Minnesota, Jerry's home state, adding to the number of years I have been gone from home. Because no matter that my primary relatives all now reside securely in cemeteries, Pennsylvania is still home. But I know I will never live here.
Home is always home and as Robert Frost told us, it's the place where when we go there they have to take us in. Hmm, maybe not so, except that yes, my childhood friends in Pennsylvania still do take me in and welcome both of us. And that makes coming home, home after all.
Like my estate attorney and old school pal who just educated me in the appropriate purchase of Chianti wine. I gave up Chianti years back because I did not like the taste, but Richard patiently explained to me that there has been a bastardization of true Italian Chianti and to get it right I must limit my purchase to Chianti Classico. The Italian government, fed up with the inferior variations, and semblances of Chianti established standards and so today real imported Chianti is the Classico. And you know what, Richard was right and so we have enjoyed excellent Chianti with the traditional , real Italian food I get only when I come home to Pennsylvania--Chianti, is the wine to accompany pasta's, the Italian sauces, provolone, Wedding Soup; it's the wine one almost eats not drinks. Shades of old Mr. Luigi DeSanto, across the street who made his own wine---red, aka Dago Red. And as always coming homes means getting authentic food--Polish, Italian, bakeries of pastries and breads galore, real provolone, real salami, real pepperoni,,,,,and even great steak houses. Good food, and extra work outs mandatory. People here like to eat and all restaurants are filled every day and night, every day not just weekends. I don't think anyone cooks around here, families, etc. everyone is eating out--and yet they will complain about the economy--go figure. My friends and I cannot understand this but we are the older generation now you know.
But enough of the food, we had an experience that confirms why I will never live in the rip off-aholic state of Pennsylvania, although it is not near the level of California, it has some annoying practices instituted to part the fool and his money or to absolutely affirm, buyer beware. Pennsylvania has toll roads as do many eastern states, not such a bad thing because the users of the roads pay the price, however many who live here assert they have more than paid for the highways, over all these years of toll collections. To this lament, I think, wise up and "kwitcher bitchin" know that once a fee aka tax is enacted it never goes away--just like government programs it takes on a life of its own, it is perpetual. Well, there is something known as an I-Pass in Illinois and in Pennsylvania, an E-ZPass and I don't know what the term is in other states. We often have considered buying one which means placing money in an account, on deposit, which is withdrawn electronically to get through the toll booths more quickly without having to wait in cash lines and face the toll takers. The device and account can be used on toll roads in 14 states. Well, we think about it when we are on toll roads and then once home forget about it until the next trip. There is a way to prepay this online, but we are ready to depart it is too late because one needs the gadget to display on the windshield for electronic scanning, But not to worry, we are in my home state where they are ever anxious to part the contents of purse ($) from the person and in my home state they sell these EZ Passes at certain super stores like Giant Eagle, here in New Kensington. So yesterday, Jerry stopped at Giant Eagle, gave them $43.99 and triumphantly became the owner of an EZPass Device. This will enable us to whiz along the toll road on our next leg of this journey to Gettysburg.
Here is a lin
http://www.paturnpike.com/ezpass/ezpassINTRO.htm
All smug until later, we read the tiny small print which stipulates the EZPass is only for vehicles up to 7000 pounds. Wait a minute! We drive a 41 foot motor home and tow a vehicle; we exceed that weight limit more than thrice! So we call the Pennsylvania Department of Turnpike and in no time do reach a real live person in Harrisburg, not some East Indian in Mumbai! Aha, Pennsylvania employment at work. Jerry reports our dilemma to which the response is "well they should have told you that when they sold it to you. You need a commerical EZPass." Jerry explains we are not commercial. but alas that is no one's problem but our own. So what can be done, not so fast, there Bunky. The device must be activated before it can be used. Jerry explains we cannot use it because we are driving a motor home and exceed the weight limit. "Oh right, then you need a commercial EZ Pass" comments the rep who goes on to explain we
must activate it regardless, on line and then we can mail it back and get
some of our $$ refunded. That's right, some of the $$. By this time, generally patient calm Jerry has lost all patience and hung up feeling he has encountered Abbott and Costello's rendition of "Who's on First?" But I remind him it's my home state--it's Groundhog Day for sure. Well not to worry, I figure we have not even opened the sealed plastic container so we will just take this thing right back to Giant Eagle tomorrow, which is today now. We have not used it and surely they can just refund the $43.99. Wrong, they cannot do that and tell Jerry they will call the Pennsylvania Turnpike Commission for him---now he knows it's Groundhog Day stuck on the record and reel. Same story, different day, and no way is Giant Eagle taking this EZ Pass back. So we are stuck with sending it to Harrisburg, which we will pass on our way to Gettysburg; furthermore we are advised to send it registered mail at a higher cost to ourselves for proof of mailing and my home state will sometime when it is convenient for them or when the Groundhog sees his shadow refund a portion of the $43.99, etc. Yes that is right, this is Pennsylvania, the Commonwealth where I know for sure I will never be living. Big rip off and another way to part the contents of the purse from the person. Why don"t they publicize this EZ Pass is not for motor homes who must roll with the big rigs and purchase commercial EZ's. Likely they think we are out here earning big bucks in our rigs?