I believe now (too late because he is already amongst us) that Bold is a Blabbermouth and when I was not listening he got the attention of the old HP printer/scanner and convinced it to give up it's achy existence. The former HP printer had been limping along and I thought it would make it for a bit longer, but Bold told it "enough is enough and be done with you" and so it did! Just the other day we were in Sam's and Jerry suggested we get a new printer, but I said, "Oh no, I have it working it will be fine for a while!" I didn't know what conversations were going on...Bold had his own challenges the first afternoon as I could not download my ringtone, "Devil Went Down to Georgia" by Charlie Daniels, that's what I had in Pearl and it is most distinctive. When we hear the fiddle play, "Fire on the mountain, run boys run!" We know it's the cell phone. I chose to stay with Blackberry rather than going Droid because I do not like the touchscreens and felt I am accustomed to Blackberry and would have less to learn, which proved to be almost right. However, after a few hours I have conquered most of Bold and we are rolling along merrily. Except that Bold, as I said, is a Blabberer and I am sure it is a HE as opposed to Pearl who is a she. No woman would tell another to go "get done with yourself" like Bold did! Maybe Bold is somehow tied into the death panels so many are wary of with Obsama Care. (That is another topic of conversation and interest to me because I do believe everyone should do end of life planning which can come at any time, but I hate to see our government sticking it's nose into this process as well, but then the one paying the bill has the ability to make the rules or something like that. Anyway that is for another time.)
Back to gadgets and appliances, most of us home owners have been suspicious for some time that appliances and electronic gadgets communicate in languages unknown to us and behind our backs, constantly plotting so that we spend more $ and more$ upgrading, replacing and on the hamster wheel of electronicism purchasing.
We are both somewhat skilled with the technology but still had issues with the new HP 6500A + Office jet printer, but it's now a go and set up wireless so we hope to be able to print from upstairs when we are using the laptop. After three hours efforts we needed some alcoholic refreshment to celebrate and acknowledge ourselves! My Belvedere Polish Vodka martini hit the spot and Jerry stuck with his beer. But today the 6500 began to chew up the paper as I tried to print a belated Holiday greeting letter. After some diagnostics it behaved and is doing what it needs to do. Meantime we are toying with whether or not to get another landline to accommodate its FAX capability, something we need infrequently and have managed to do by paying our local Charlie's Office Supply in town or going to our friendly Wells Fargo Banker who obliges us for free. So that is a question for the New Year to hook up the fax and pay another landline and associated taxes or not? Will we or won't we?
Meantime, in honor of 2011 lurking behind the door, wrapped in a swaddling diaper,I wish you all the best of evenings and the happiest in the year ahead. I have one more post to prepare on the three books I have completed so that will get into this old year, but for this post, I close with the following, again by Edgar Guest, the people's poet of days gone by.
